Smam

An acronym for self manipulation assistance material. Porn. Used to speak of porn in places such behavior isn't appropriate.

Yeah, just gonna go home and look at some smam.

by Snowfall57 July 1, 2009

Smam

The act of masturbation.

I like to smam a lot.

by Moonchicken August 25, 2010

Smam

The greatest minecraft server in the world.

Person 1: "hey what's smam?"
Person 2: "oh I heard that it's the best minecraft server in the world"

by Spamnofam March 18, 2021

smam

Variant of spam, smam is non-invasive spam, posted on forums. Unlike spam, smam does not include affiliate links such as outwar, neither is it emailed or as keywords to falsely gain search-engine placement.

Smam, smamming, smammer

That post was pure smam.

by Squiggle February 3, 2005

smam

disproportional limbs of a human female

That smam has some funky short arms.

by Balphazar August 4, 2006

smams

Something my friend and I made, usually used for the word “same”

“I love committing arson”
“Smams

by IHateYouLoser December 21, 2020

smam

a person whom you cannot decider if they are male or female; when in a situation where you have to respond to as Sir or M'am, it is a combo-- "Smam"

err, paper. thank you, smam.

by 7m6v3pyu July 7, 2011