Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Snackwich

A snack that resembles a sandwich in terms of its construction (a carbohydrate wrapping around a tasty filling), but is small enough to be held in only one hand and eaten while the person is running. Must be compact and tidy enough to not cause a mess while being eaten. Not to be used as a meal substitute.

I could really use a snackwich right about now.

by Charkface August 28, 2007

smashwich

1. Derivative of hot smash. Describes the result of taking a hot smash in one's pants, leaving said smash between one's butt cheeks, thereby creating a smash-sandwich.
*A smashwich is similar to a shart but a bit messier.

Lex: Guys, I didn't make it to the bathroom and ended up with a smashwich.

Guys: Lex, that is nasty. You're gonna have skids.

by King Sexy November 29, 2005

stackwich

Two or more sandwiches stacked on top each other.

I ate a stackwich, I will now go die.

by Patches' December 9, 2005

snackwich

A sandwich that is not quite a snack, not quite a real sandwich. Usually eaten by them ritzy types.

I had a snackwich, and I was still hungry, so I killed a hooker.

by Patches' December 28, 2005

smackdick

Any male who "jacks-off" more than three times a day

Flip is such a "smackdick", he would rather "jack-off" than find a woman!

by Flipbiscuit August 4, 2003

SmackChat

To Smack talk with another person using Snap Chat. This term was coined by business professor Julie Rothbardt at Monmouth College

I’m going to SmackChat that Patriots fan to remind him how awesome the Steelers are.

by dRjRo6 December 3, 2017