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slutmotherfucker

1) A person that fornicates with any and many mothers.
2) A reference to anything and everything that is annoying or maddening.

And lo... back in the year 2004, engineers at Carleton University decided they needed a word that described all the truly annoying things in the world. So they applied their engineering knowledge to create a word more offensive than slut or motherfucker (both heavily in use at the time)... being incredibly busy people they decided to just stick the two words together and on that day a word greater than the sum of its parts was created... and the rest is history... bitch!
Take the integral across this beam and set up your equations... but watch out for this slutmotherfucking vector here!

I hate this slutmotherfucking course... it is a real slutmotherfucker fuck!
by Owl January 27, 2005
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slutmores

10th graders who repeatably hookup with upperclassmen to move up in the social ladder
or
a general word to describe irritating and lascivious underclassmen
"Justin Lehmann is all about gettin with them slutmores"
"oh yeah, he's a rapist"
by Alix Blare's Penis February 22, 2009
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Slutmop

A man or woman who takes the old adage "Nobody is Ugly after 2am" to heart and proceeds to creep and attempt to bag one of the remaining sluts at the end of the party.
James: Piper is a total slutmop looking at him trying to pick up those sluts over there

Abdul: Oh well... not everybody gets taken in the first round
by Frat Daddy Kane November 13, 2010
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slutmonger

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.
"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"
by pearce duncan January 30, 2006
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slutmonkey

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.
by J-Daddy September 24, 2006
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slummock

dirty, lazy slob
probably 14th or 15th century
He's such a slummock!
by Alte Forelle February 19, 2011
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Slutmobile

1) A Ford Escort. We all know what an 'escort' is.

2) Any vehicle which has carried many passengers. Compare to a town bicycle.
1) "Yea dude, everyone pile into my Slutmobile. It's a high performance machine, custom tuned for carting you stringy haired sluts around town."

2) "Your car is a total slutmobile, dude, everyone's had a ride."
by Danny Delinquent June 11, 2006
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