Slumpy

the heavy bodily feeling that one acquires from consuming shrooms or weed.

"My whole body is so heavy I feel so slumpy."
"I cant feel my bones am slumped"

by Havenk December 21, 2017

Slumpy

Adjective. A portmanteau for when you are feeling both sleepy and grumpy. We've all felt this... now we have a word to describe it. See, hangry.

Man... I didn't get enough sleep last night, I'm so slumpy.

by Garrywong April 21, 2018

Slumpy

Grumpy due to lack of sleep causing a noticeable slump, for example:

Me: "You want some toast?"
Her: "Fuck of and die!"
Me: "Ahh it's fine she's just slumpy!"

Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"

by Dave Mcbum June 2, 2018

Slumpy

The act of feeling extremely tired or worn out.

I don't know why I feel so slumpy today!

by FallonB. February 20, 2019

slumpy

A girl who works in a brothel yet thinks she’s all that.

Refuses to see clients who she seems are “below her” or else charges extras just because she can.

Brothel Madam - “Mia refused to see that client because she says they don’t vibe.”

Brothel Receptionist - “omg. Does she forget she works in a brothel? She’s such a slumpy!”

by Talesfromthebroth August 1, 2021

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

slumpy man

A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage

Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man

by shreks anus popper ;) February 10, 2015