Slumpie

Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.

I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.

by M Fox August 26, 2012

slumpy man

A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage

Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man

by shreks anus popper ;) February 10, 2015

Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

slumpy slut

A girl with bad posture and even worse housekeeping skills, the type of person who won't wash her hair for a week and will jump into bed on the first date even though she hasn't showered for a few days

She walks around all day in pajamas and messy hair like a slumpy slut

by Willyyofro December 10, 2016

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 17, 2014

slump, slumpy, slump city

1.) to be bummed out
2.) A negative observation or adjective
3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch

1. I'm so slumpped
2. it's a slumpy day outside.
3. I am slump city over here!
4. I've been slumped!
5. slump, slumpy, slump city

by gregoriodarwin May 01, 2008

slumpy lord

Realist nigga , not from earth , will fuck yo bitch spit on you and kill yo family and not get caught

Slumpy lord fucked my bitch

by Slumpy lord March 14, 2017