Slowking

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

by Slowking March 30, 2009

Slowkill

An Std

she's a burner she'll give ya the slowkill

by boredDotCom June 1, 2011

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

Slowsky

Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.

A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.

by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014

slooskie

a really slutty and loose girl or possibly a male. one who will slob on anyones knob.

Yo, I just hooked up with the dirtiest slooskie at the party. I feel nasty as shiiii bro.

by lilmamag September 15, 2010

slowkie

My husband is old so no more quckies we have slowkies.

Slowkie. Slow sex.

by rrrkkkttt October 26, 2015

slowsting

slowly ghosting, strategically over a period of time

Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.

Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!

by platonymous December 8, 2019