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Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.
Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.
by Paylardo November 3, 2010
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Jai slowed down

Celebrity dj and rapper from Tampa Florida who works with Soulja boy and dj wats also makes screw down music on YouTube. he makes sure you hear him
by Ella Bands July 10, 2024
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A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!
by AlexVictus123 January 27, 2024
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Slower than guns

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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slowdive

"woah this song is making me sleepy"
by Nick November 20, 2004
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slowding

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.
The computer is slowding.
by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007
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