Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

by Paylardo November 3, 2010

Jai slowed down

Celebrity dj and rapper from Tampa Florida who works with Soulja boy and dj wats also makes screw down music on YouTube. he makes sure you hear him

Jai slowed down drop that fire.

by Ella Bands July 10, 2024

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb

Simply the best song in existence.

A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!

by AlexVictus123 January 27, 2024

Slower than guns

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

slowdive

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

by Nick November 20, 2004

slowding

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.

The computer is slowding.

by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007