Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

Sloaded

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.

Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"

Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"

Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"

by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010

Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.

No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.

by Camel Feet March 23, 2011

Sodarded

The act of not doing favors for friends

Dave had such a sodarded attitude about getting hockey tickets. He messed up everyone's plans.

by Michael Saldarelli February 4, 2004

slowarse

Somebody who is at one with their 'can't be arsed' thoughts

I'm a slowarse when it comes to paying bills

by dontknowwhatnext October 28, 2013

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019