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Get the Tri-Slosher Main mug.Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.
*In a job interview*
Interviewer: So where did you go to school?
Joe: I attended lower dauphin
Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
Interviewer: So where did you go to school?
Joe: I attended lower dauphin
Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011
Get the Slower Dauphin mug.Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.
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Get the slower lower delaware mug.by Jayla09 March 21, 2009
Get the Sposer mug.someone who only smokes weed alone
mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety
they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety
they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned
leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!
swim:...wheres my cash?
leo: alright lets smoke
leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!
swim:...wheres my cash?
leo: alright lets smoke
by fuckinleo December 9, 2008
Get the Sloner mug.Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.
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