Happy Slonac

The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.

"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."

by Gription October 23, 2012

Slorntch

A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.

"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

slorngry

sleepy, horny, and hungry all at the same time... the trifecta

"Ugh I'm so slorngry right now this blows"
"How about eat dinner, have sex, and pass out...the only solution"
"genius"

by swizzletitz December 9, 2013

sorna

It's means *gold*

Something precious and expensive.

This necklace is made from sorna.

by MomoH April 20, 2018

Slorange

To go from a hard surface to a soft one. Can be used for any object and or surface.

"We were about to do it, but he went slorange on me!"
"I sloranged that asphalt up!"

by Zach Pringle October 23, 2007

slorbag

slorbag is a combination of the words slut and whore with the ending of bag for a little spice. This person is normally sexually active a lot of the time.

See that girl dressed in her tight leather outfit, she's such a slorbag!

by PERSON2398742983749823742 January 6, 2011

Slopnart

When your party gets so close to a TPK that the DM decides to give players control over other NPCs

Olin: Oh Shillelagh, we're all gonna die!
Desmond: Don't worry, there's only like 8 kobolds.
DM: I don't want to do this anymore, can one of you run Slopnart?
Everyone: You just got slopnarted

by Olin-the-Dwarf August 24, 2019