sloptarts

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

by JNizz November 26, 2010

sloptart

Someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.

Jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually passes out early.

by LOFPFDNDJ May 20, 2006

sloptart

A word simply defined by how closely it describes the pop-star Ke$ha

Sloptart 1: So, what are we gonna do tonight?

Sloptart 2: Well, let's see- WWKD?

by MUTTONBUSTER October 24, 2011

sloptart

a douchebag

Ur such a fuckign sloptart for sayign that shit brad

by justin January 27, 2004

sloptart

A desert that has been poorly made.

I was eating a sloptart last night and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Ben Bitchell May 1, 2009

sloptart

insult used to describe a sam mitchell

see also sam mitchell

by ... November 10, 2004