Sloppy Jose' 

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .

Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.

Sloppy Jose' by KoleTrain August 6, 2011

sloppy jose 

when you cum in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.

i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i'm gonna pass the fuck out so don't ask me what i'm thinking about

sloppy jose by kingcaddy March 15, 2010

Sloppy José 

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.

I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.

Sloppy José by Elena Fuente November 10, 2019

Sloppy Jose 

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.

Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.

Sloppy Jose by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJosh

Verb.; To be seeking sexual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of sexual pleasure within 1 hour.

Person 1: "Yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do"

Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."

SloppyJosh by Josh Is My Hero November 28, 2010