slowcock

A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.

Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

by Big d 82 October 13, 2017

Slipcock

The OTHER correct way to pronounce Slipknot as well as Shitknot

Slipcock fan: Slipknot rules!!!!
Real Metal fan: Uhh....no. Listen to real metal like Slayer or something.
Slipcock fan: FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! MAGGOTS RULE!!
Real Metal fan: Of course, faggots rule. Seriously listen to some real metal.
(Slipknot fan listens to Vital Remains)
Slipcock fan: Crap, I've been wasting my ears! Thanks!!

by Slipknot Sucks Shit April 24, 2008

slapcock

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

slapcock

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

by keem4 September 3, 2006

slapcock

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

by angus123 January 2, 2009

Slapcock

Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.

This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!

by Jayplus October 7, 2019

Slapcock

Another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves

“Hey get off your phone and do your work.”

“Slapcock Ms Leahy”

by Pyrofun509 June 15, 2025