The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.
by g00dness Me July 12, 2011
Get the Sloobendorf mug.to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.
by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011
Get the snookered mug.Related Words
1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.
2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)
2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)
1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"
2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"
2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"
by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006
Get the slobberedon Mycockyoubitch mug.by Elfangorax September 22, 2009
Get the Sclootered mug."I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"
"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"
"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"
"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011
Get the Slozzered mug.
1.An extremely drunk character who is not very well composed.
2.A sloppy drunk.
3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
2.A sloppy drunk.
3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
1.Dude, did you see that chick? So was so slobbered that she passed out on the beer pong table.
2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
by WayneScott July 5, 2006
Get the Slobbered mug.