Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 9, 2010

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

Slomp

Anything you want it to be.

“You look very slomp today”
“That wasn’t very slomp of you”
“You sack of slomps”

by Jorinica September 1, 2019

slomp god

your seeing this if you cant spell Slump god who is greatest known but his best song Faucet Failure

slomp god is terrible at GTA v

by DaltonThePigeon December 5, 2020

Slomp

To Excessively slurp and suck on food out of enjoyment or pleasure

We made Ramen and sushi and Dave totally Slomped on everything
"Yo no need to slomp on your food like that"

by K0alaPanda July 15, 2022