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Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker
Stop it you spackward fuckmonger
by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011
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slockwood

Term originating from Massachussetts for someone (usually female) who is characterized by uncommon saintly behavior but with horrible judgment in people
Also any highly desirable person by people of the opposite and same sex.
Nice to everyone just because he or she is such a goddam saint but also extremely confusing and complicated.
Ugly short guy: Will you go out with me?
Slockwood: sure you seem nice!
Ugly Short Guy: no i'm not but okay let's do it now

Nerdy dude: I love slockwoods they're so intelligent
Jocky dude: So do I that slockwood over there has an athletic build and she's mad funny!
Drug guy: Yea man slockwoods so chill and universal... yahknow?
lesbian/gay personl: I WISH HE/SHE WERE BI mmm so pretty
Guy with boyfriend: I wish my girl was a slockwood.
Reject: I love that slockwood she's the only one who understands or talks to me
Ex boyfriend: she's such a slockwood, sh ruined my life I wish I were better hung too
Suicidal people: What a slockwood. He/she is so great to talk to when things are hard
Everyone: <3
by acitditybasitity January 25, 2011
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Wow I really want to be a stockard
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Slackware

An open-source, free Linux distribution started in 1993 by Patrick Volkerding. Noted to be Unix-like, and includes desktop environments, server software, and terminal software from the CDs.
Comes as a four-CD set, though just one can be used to have a terminal-style installation. Disc two contains the desktop environment and a bootable rescue disk.
My Slackware server has served me well.
by Davus December 14, 2004
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Slackwad

You slackwads better clean your bedrooms or I'll get the belt out.
by Dugrhill December 27, 2010
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slackard

One addicted to being a slacker. One who is in denial about their lazy tendencies, who prefers to go to great lengths to avoid taking responsibility if it involves doing any work.
He is addicted to drink; he is a drunkard. I am addicted to laziness, to delegating anything I do not want to do; therefore I am a slackard.
by Susan Wood July 6, 2007
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Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.
"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"
by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009
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