slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

by Vl028 February 28, 2017

slobbering

drooling to the MAX.

1. In a certain gentleman's club named Wiggles, there is a plethora of slobbering penises.

2. "Oh my dear God, his penis just slobbered all over me."

by drooling penis January 19, 2009

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

sloberknockers

Breast that are so large and tantalizing that, like pavlov's dog, as a man you begin to drip slobber from your mouth

Wow, she has some massive Sloberknockers

by Charlie smith February 11, 2008

slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

Slobering Sunny Perinto

This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.

I was at the store saw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.

by The highgrove douche bags November 13, 2009