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Sloany G

A term given to an alcoholic drink which consists of half a pint of cider, half a pint of lager, topped up with a shot of blackcurrant cordial and 2 or more shots of gin. An evoltion of a Snakebite.
I had 10 Sloany G's last night, man I was twisted
by Q -- Tip December 18, 2008
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Sloane Osterfeld

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty
She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld
by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018
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sloaned

the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.

Particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team
DAMN, that mothafucka got knocked to fuck out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! Man, he got sloaned!

or, in an office setting:

DAMN, that mothafucka copied his ass on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? Man, we got sloaned!
by Bajan from TexAgs March 24, 2008
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Sloaneys

A Sloaney SLOW KNEE is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloaney is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloaneys tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine.


Where to find them
During the school holidays, look out for them primarily in the vicinity of King's Road ("the KR") in Chelsea, London. However, they also spend time in their estates in the Berkshire and Buckinghamshire countryside partaking in rituals known as "polo" and "tennis parties". Rock, in Cornwall, and its surrounding area is a popular destination for Sloaneys with an art for keeping their blood alcohol level above the 50% level.

Telltale signs

Designer clothes (non-skater, that is. Don't want to look like we've been slumming it in the skate park, do we darls?)

Voice sounds as if plum is shoved down throat

Use of Sloanglish

Group of 3 or more girls saying "Oh my gawd" and generally trying to make the rest of the world believe that their life is actually exciting

Group of 3 or more guys laughing like Tim Nice-but-Dim

Head glued to mobile phone in attempt to appear popular (it's probably Mummy seeing if they're alright)

Hyphenated surname

Referring to each other as "darling", and abbreviating each other's names to end with an S (eg. Laura - Lors, Lucy - Luce/Loos, Henry - Hens, William - Wills, etc.)

Pseudo-sophistication. Watch out for kissing once on each cheek as a greeting, like the French.

Sloaney schools
Ampleforth, Bradfield, Bryanston, Canford, Charterhouse, Eton, Harrow, Marlborough, Oundle, Radley, Rugby, Stowe, Tonbridge, Winchester, Abingdon, Benenden, Cheltenham Ladies', Downe House, Headington, Heathfield, King's Canterbury, St. Edward's Oxford ("Teddies" haha), St. Mary's Wantage, St. Mary's Carne, St. Mary's Ascot, St. George's Ascot, Uppingham, The Oratory School, Wellington, Woldingham, Wycombe Abbey ("Scabby Abbey")
and many more...



Sloaney names
Sometimes, these creatures give themselves away with their ridiculous names. Ones we found on an investigative (honest!) trip to Cornwall included Gala, Aurea, Crystal, Tory and Poppy. In most countries, giving children names like that is considered a severe breach of human rights.

c www.sloaneys.co.uk for more info
tara palmer-tomkinson
by chung takie tsang February 22, 2005
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sloane ranger

A young steretypically blonde woman who likes hanging out in Chelsea, primarily on the Kings road in London.

She is generally public school educated and her most popular university choices are either Oxbridge, Bristol or Edinburgh.

In the late 90's this woman would not be seen without her pastel pashmina.

Being called a Sloane ranger indicates that you are of a generally reasonable class level, however, it also indicates a certain vacuousness/air-head like attitude and snobbishness.
Check out the Sloane Rangers in Henry J Beans on the Kings road.
by Fabien Kincade July 27, 2006
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Luke Sloane

Likes Kids
Likes Kids
Likes Kids

Likes Kids
by Suzie Sloane February 27, 2021
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Camp Sloane

A summer sleep away camp nestled in the Berkshire Mountains in Lakeville, CT. Sloane consists of 4 age groups for both boys and girls: Pios (Pioneers), Juniors, Seniors, and Students. The girls sections are located up the hills near the nature and high ropes courses. The boys sections are right near the lake. Campers sleep in platformed, canvas tents every night and once a session take portable tents to various camp sites for 'overnights.' Every session, there are talent shows, square dances, and depending on age group, co-eds. Camp Sloane offers 2 week sessions, but campers can stay for up to 8 weeks. After meals, campers chant cheers according to their age groups. The counselors are almost 90% international, and are among some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Camp Sloane is really a "place to grow."
person 1: want to come to my beverly hills mansion for the summer?

person 2: nahh, I'd rather go to camp sloane.
by gimmeone February 20, 2011
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