down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking

dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend

by ploikm October 18, 2008

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

slarting

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

by omidog November 2, 2013

Skirting

To set out or depart from some place: go. Most likely used in a party setting where any number of factors may cause you to want to leave (such as a sausage fest, lack of beers, people who aren't as cool as you are, etc.).

Man, this party sucks ass...we're skirting.

"We're about to get outta here."
"You're skirting?"
"Yea, this place blows."

by lankysob April 19, 2005

Sbirting

Distracting the parents of your victims with flashcards and revision guides.
Generally bamboozling by talking lots but saying little, usually to get away with something.

"What's he doing with all those revision guides? They don't do exams at preschool"
"Shhh! He's sbirting"

by shoto-cunt May 13, 2019

slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

by Vl028 February 28, 2017

Slitting

1. To cut or make a long fissure in or upon; as, to slit the ear or the nose.

2. To cut; to sever; to divide. Obs.

Pablo is slitting that man's throat

by AC December 25, 2003