Slippery floors

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.

When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

slippery helicopter

A fat lady lays still on a bed covered in butter flavored maple syrup. A man of much smaller size then lays stomach down on the womans belly inserting ahis penis into the womans belly button hole. He then uses his surroundings to spin in a counter clockwise direction. (All of this is performed whilst unclothed)

Did you hear Bertha and Marty tried the slippery helicopter?

by ya boy riley September 12, 2017

slippery icebox

Is the action of freezing lube into an ice cube,then when frozen insert an the ice cube into your partners butt hole wait for the cube to melt which only should be a few minutes you go hard on that now slippery icebox.

I was with my wife francesca and she said that her first time trying the slippery icebox was insanely pleasing

by Victor francis May 13, 2016

slippery mint

The use of a Candy Cane to double penetrate a female. Most commonly practiced over the winter holiday season.

"Bro, we were having hot chocolate by a warm fire and I gave her the ole slippery mint"

"No don't eat that! That's a slippery mint"

by Trees on mars February 9, 2014

faggot slippers

a pair of gay looking shoes that either straight or queer men wear.

Dave: (wearing a pair of rainbow Chuck Taylors)
Chuck: Dang, Dave them some gay looking shoes
Luke: Yeh they are some faggot slippers

by bobjones102030 March 22, 2010

slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017

Slippery lizard

When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall

Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night

by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018