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Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.
Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.
by DankPods February 21, 2020
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jerk sesh

slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.
"Goodnight fellas. I'm gonna get in a quick jerk sesh then its off to bed..."
by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011
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deep slash

very nasty remark fired at someone, usually in an exchange of
insults; verbal response to a cutting put down in an argument, but not always seriously; the name of the nastiest insult thrown out as the last word in argument; sarcastic response to a nasty remark
Bill: "You're so conceited you think your sh*t doesn't stink!"

Don: "Ooooooo, deep slash!!
by sparky3 February 26, 2011
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Sesh-head

A mad lad usually at a rave with a jaegerbomb and bottle of vodka in his/her hand, usually take pills or various other drugs such as cocaine or ketamine
Zac loves the sesh the sesh loves Zac. He’s such a sesh-head
by Zacster123 February 24, 2019
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Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.
Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right
by Rae$ February 7, 2017
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Geek Sesh

To geek is to laugh or to have a quick feeling of amusement. A geek sesh happens when one or more persons (usually friends) are geeking for extended periods of time.
Man: Dude I was just geeking all last period
Friend: Sounds like you had a major "geek sesh" man
by TrackVibes January 16, 2015
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Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.
“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”
by Minty666 August 1, 2020
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