slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 3, 2013

SLECHTER

The act of attempting to create a word on the computer version of scrabble, relying on the computer to tell you if your word is actually a word.

Bob was in a pinch during a particularly tough scrabble game. After a lot of thought he decided to fuck it a slechter the word binza.

by otto flynn May 30, 2011

Splerch

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.

"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"

by arnica junkie November 5, 2018

Sleech

Undefined word derived from the song Peaches by the Stranglers "walking on the beaches sniffing all the sleeches". May be a verb, noun, adjective or adverb.

Also used as a description of the upstairs people.

You big Sleech. Go and sleech off.
"walking on the beaches sniffing all the sleeches"

by Dave R. November 28, 2004

Sletch

A word derived from Betch and Slut fused together to form an almighty word. Usually directed towards idiots and used as a name replacement for bitchy and/or slutty people.

noun-You fucking SLETCH! adjective-Don't make me SLETCH slap you!

by Dirran the Great April 1, 2007

sperch

a very, very short speech such as given at an awards show.

His acceptance was so brief, it was more of a sperch than an actual speech.

by bearlson February 8, 2009

Sleech

Can not really be deffined....like smurf for smurfs.
Used as slang for the upstairs people.

Are you going out to sleech tonight? You big sleech, you live upstairs

by The House Of Poncho November 28, 2004