Slenderman

A Slenderman is an abnormally long yet thin penis. In order for a penis to qualify as a Slenderman, it must be capable of being coiled in a circle twice while flaccid.

1- Daniel has a Slenderman, so I bet he's really good at docking

2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.

by Nesta_Love October 15, 2016

Slenderman

"Slenderman" is a term commonly used by youth to describe Peter Griffin after he went through a chyropractic prosedure which fixed his posture and increased his height considerably.

Teenager: It's Slenderman!
Peter Griffin: KILL YOURSELVES

by cockulus the endless October 20, 2022

Slenderman

A scorned old man with a drinking problem and a fetish for urinating out of windows, burning dogs and stalking ex girlfriends.

Yo Ryan Hendry, why you always gotta be such a slenderman?

by Nmfc August 17, 2018

Slenderman

A pale ugly white kid who is a loser. Commonly spends their time playing Roblox.

Oh my god, look at that Slenderman over there!
I know right, what a loner.

by thepeoplewannaknow November 27, 2018

Slenderman

Slenderman is one lanky bastatrd but taht bitch face called nick takes the fucking cake he is a bowl of pasta and is one y’all mother fucker

Hey look it’s Nick, what a fuck wit also I have chlamedia - slenderman

by Bhaahjsjejenjrj November 12, 2019

Slenderman

A slenderman is an unusually long and thin penis not unlike the enoki mushroom

Christina: that dudes got a slenderman

Greg: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

by Chodesworthy October 9, 2016

slenderman

uhm if you get called dis like me your might be tall and skinny but dw if someone calls u dis js say sum bacc bc dat lil boi or girl might be ugly ASF like uhm yea.....

"that's why you look like slenderman you twig."

by lolidonlikeuu January 27, 2024