Short-Sleeved Genius

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

by briantroy December 2, 2009

Sleeve of Wizard

An over-worked, under-appreciated, loose-hanging vagina.

From the Movie "Borat": "When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."

by doogie06 October 13, 2008

ghetto sleeve

The brown paper bag used for carrying alcohol in public where it's an offense to do so

While admiring the rich colour of his newly stolen tequila in the sunset, Maynards peripheral vision caught the police lights and soon the ghetto sleeve was fitted

by fingerjockey76 April 20, 2009

Tongue Sleeve

A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.

Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.

by Som ting Wong June 1, 2018

heart on sleeve

To not guard your heart, your true feelings and desires. Your heart is now on your sleeve where anybody or anything can bump into it and break it. Wearing your heart on your sleeve is not to be confused with genuineness or openness. It is a condition of weakness. (See Iago in Shakespeare)

A "He took his new plan to spend more money into the Board meeting with his heart on sleeve." heart on his sleeve
B "How did the Board like that?"
A "They shot him down. He should have expected the Board not to want to spend any money."

by Shakes Peer October 4, 2014

Batty Sleeve

Another name for the arsehole
A gay man's arse

'Your dad takes it up the Batty Sleeve'

by RAMBO BUMMER October 24, 2009

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020