Slasterbutt

When a drunk chick is giving you a blow job and passes out before the job is done. You finish up and bust on the bitch's butt.

"Yo did you slasterbutt that girl on my bed last night?"

"yeah"

"gross."

by Will Rocks! January 19, 2006

Slapster

A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.

Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.

I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.

Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.

You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.

by Maroon55 May 26, 2023

Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

Slayter

Someone who gets butthurt because his name isn't on urban dictionary.

Slayter: My name is so rare it's not even on here.

by I. C. Depipol May 22, 2018

Slapster

A man or woman with an unquenchable fetish for slapping others on the buttocks

Trish can be a real slapster at parties.

by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013