slapwinkle

The parasitic fleshy spore often found clinging to the back of victims of smit dick. One famous case was the legendary Hindmarsh popularised in many Alfred Hitchcock films in the 1960's.

A BBC news article 1999-Food hygiene experts have today called for the withdrawal of the McDonald's snack the 'happy meal', this is after it was discovered that the product contained dangerously high levels of slapwinkle a dangerously smitty bacteria, which can cause immediate death.

by skogg noof May 13, 2005

SlapDickery

Messing around, causing an accident that one person didnt want to happen in the first place

Boss: Stop that slapdickery before you break something

by BamThaKing April 1, 2016

slarsicknessabilities

An innuendo for sexy; or for taking naps: sleepy.

That katie is slarsicknessabilities right now!

Slarsickness abilities katie! Gooooodness!

by SEEEEEEXY. December 9, 2011

Sapsicle

A very cold sap.

Person 1: It freezin' in here!
Person 2: Shut up, would you? You sapsicle!

by P1mp-My-Giraffe March 22, 2011

slitsickle

A girl with a large crack thAt sucks good cock

I can't call my wife a slut so I call her a slitsickle.

by Ryajerk May 19, 2017