Slasterbutt

When a drunk chick is giving you a blow job and passes out before the job is done. You finish up and bust on the bitch's butt.

"Yo did you slasterbutt that girl on my bed last night?"

"yeah"

"gross."

by Will Rocks! January 19, 2006

Slapster

A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.

Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.

I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.

Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.

You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.

by Maroon55 May 26, 2023

Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

shamster

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify

Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson

by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003

slamester

a man or woman that shops for clothing at Costco, or other large warehouse chains.

"His mom's clothes look frumpy and generic."

"She must be a slamester."

lame stupid

by UsedRomance17 February 9, 2010