Slampig

1 part goldschlagger, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Baileys, 1 part peppermint schnapps.

Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.

Me: I've had a rough week. This weekend, we should take some slampigs.

Huey: SLAMPIG CITY!!!!!

by Oscar Bones August 20, 2010

Slampig

They originate from the north shore: East Boston, Revere, Saugus, Lynn, Stoneham, Melrose, Wakefield...etc. Sometimes they migrate to bars, clubs and lounges in Boston. Maybe even in a club near you! These sluts are usually drunk, full of diseases, really dumb, scantily clad with skimpy imitation name brand shit, dirty looking but really hot all at the same time. And they say stupid shit like "Woo!" and "Biyatch!" and "I'm not drunk!" a lot. And they'll fuck you, your boy, his boy and his dad all in the same night while claiming to be a female player, not a ho. And they live in denial of what they really are. And if you didn't fuck her, you know somebody who did.

We were at one of our spots the other night and there weren't any decent girls there so I got drunk and fucked this slampig!

I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.

That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!

by Boston's Nasty T December 16, 2008

Slampig

A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.

Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009

Slampig

(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.

Yo man, I don't give a fuck I was so drunk. That jawn was just a slampig.

by pbrevival January 20, 2009

Slampig

A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.

I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.

by SlapnutzMcgee October 18, 2008

slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets

My girlfriend is quite a slampig.

by Ace April 13, 2004

slampig

A girl that has sex with a lot of guys, a slut.

Everyone suspected Erin F was a slampig after she hooked up with JD the first night of college. As the year progressed and the list of guys she had been with steadily grew, including two guys who were best friends, there was no doubt in anyone's mind.

by Baserman June 1, 2005