slanked

to be dissed, deceived or bullshitted by use of cunning or trickery

you've just been slanked!

I fuckin slanked your ass!

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

slaked

An affect that occurs to an individual who is extremely dedicated to a company and knows the in's and out's but is the first one fired

Connor got slaked after working 10 years... poor sap

by highbass March 15, 2011

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

I've slacked tech

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios

I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet

by igbceo November 8, 2022

Slacked

describes the physical state your in when on Vicodin or Norco. very relaxed and a slacking attitude. similar to saying you are "stoned."

where you been man?

dude i been slacked out in the bathroom cuz these pills.

by Bankadank November 11, 2010

slaked lime rickey

Lime rickey that tastes like stone.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Slacked

To appear stoned, to be a slacker and a stoner.

Bro did you see Taylor she is such a slacked person

Bro Taylor is looking slacked today

by 👁👄👁 April 18, 2016