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sockworthy

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.
What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
by bobistheowl December 5, 2016
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Slapworthy

Someone who deserves to get slapped for doing something stupid or bat shit crazy. The main purpose of this is to prevent them from doing further stupid, senseless, inappropriate, dumbass behaviors. Punishment of the extremely stupid is for their own good, learn some manners and don't do things that piss other people off and you will stop being slapworthy.
Ruining lives makes you slapworthy.
by SupremeRuleroftheUniverse11 September 20, 2016
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slayworthiness

Word used by the radically different and out-of-their-mind snowflakes, that also tout words like 'insouciant' and 'ennui' in a sad and artificial attempt to enrich the portfolio of their own language, and prop up their own 'social status', much to the cringe of everyone else that's forced to sit through these awful non-conversations online and, sadly, in real life, too.
TS1: Oh my gosh, have you seen Aklok? People only jealous about 'xir's slayworthiness.

TS2: Oh-my-gosh totes!
by GreenOutside June 26, 2017
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Slapworthy

A term overused by American colleagues to refer to presentations that resonated with customers
Evan: Wow, that pitch slapped.

Zach: Yeah that was a slapworthy presentation!
by Anonemea October 24, 2022
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Mr. Suckworthy

A cock that is so succulent that you can't stop sucking until he cums.
My boyfriends cock is so succulent that I can't stop sucking it until he cums! When he ultimately does he is Mr. Suckworthy
by Amazing Amy December 29, 2014
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