Slacksy

a woman of the slack variety, considered to be sexually promiscuous, slutty and excessively wide in the vaginal region.

john to matt - hey matt check out that slacksy! i heard its like throwin a sausage down a hall way!
matt to john - haha yeah what a tart
matt and john to slacksy - SLACKSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Slacksy January 28, 2009

slackery

the act of being slack

He is the king of slackery , lets spark this without him

by matt November 7, 2005

slacksturbating

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

by DCast August 6, 2015

Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016

Slacksucking

To not suck well. To slack suck.

My girl was slacksucking last night.

by Bookbear and poopappy June 8, 2022