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blackholed

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."
by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009
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Soakhole

A woman's hole that is soaking wet from some sort of stimuli.
I just fingered Cindy and she had a soakhole. Man I think I hit her g-spot. Got the sheets wet too.
by JoeyBomm July 25, 2020
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stackpole

Form of penis-breast intercourse, aka "tittyfucking," in which the male's ass is above the female's face, thrusting downward.
"Ian got bored with the regular tittyfucking, so he turned around and gave her the stackpole."
by TCF January 12, 2006
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Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.
Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole
by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009
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drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.
"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"
by thegoodex November 23, 2009
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stackpole strongarm

When recieving subpar fellatio, you sweeten the deal by punching her in the stomach, in theory making said mediocre blow job better (we're not sure how; ask Stackpole).
Q: Donkey punch? Yeah, that's when a chick's giving you head and you punch her the stomach, right?
A: No, that's a Stackpole Strongarm.
by Stackpole April 23, 2005
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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