Slabber

Person who sits on the 02 Slabs all day and doesn't do anything other than yell and be obnoxious. Similar to a couchy, but outdoors.

Hey, tell those slabbers to shut up!

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick?
Guy 2: I don't know about her, she's a slabber.

by TheAmazinGreat May 18, 2007

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Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

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Slabber Dash

a slabber dash is what happens when jamie farts. his buttcheeks ribble together making a noise that sounds exactly like a machine gun firing baked beans.

dude did you hear that?? i guess jamie just slabber dashed again.

by gemrawrrzzz February 01, 2009

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Koos Slabber

A vagina ranking with foul odor and wretched aesthetics. Often resembling the ass of a femal chimpanzee in heat coupled with oily discharge.

Verb; act of being a koos slabber

N. You should have seen the shit can of a vagina on this chick. It looked like a butchers waste basket. A real koos slabber.

V. Frank is being a real koos slabber

by thepeachcobbler November 29, 2017

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slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !

i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !

by michael foolsley March 16, 2024

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