skypetease

when someone does a striptease act for the person they're skyping.

because my lover couldn't have me in the flesh, i did a skypetease act for him via skype.

by Felicity Church May 7, 2009

Skypsterbation

Masturbating or performing sexual acts while skyping.

My roommate was performing skypsterbation with her boyfriend while the door was open, and it was incredibly awkward.

by Meet Me in St. Louis January 10, 2011

skypetroduce

to introduce people (presumably friends) over Skype and similar webcam-utilizing programs

While you're away from college over break, you should skypetroduce me to that hot hometown friend of yours.

by Deseejay December 10, 2010

Skypeshower

This is when you are skyping with your significant other, and one of you needs to take a shower, so you place your laptop or your webcam if you have a desktop computer in the bathroom, and you keep the shower curtains open and you talk while taking a shower.

Eli: Girl, I have this job interview in an hour and I really need to take a shower, skypeshower?
Mary: Yeah, sure why not, take me to the bathroom!
Eli: Awesome, I really miss being with you by the way
Mary: Me too :)

by johnny08 March 3, 2011

Skypesturbate

v.
The act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service Skype.

I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.

by Power-up April 15, 2011

Incognito Skypeato

The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.

Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here

Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.

by Frank the Ellien October 10, 2011

skypesex

Like phonesex but geekyer. Using the program skype to talk to one another.

Man I'm so horny I'll go on skype and have me some Skypesex.

by Mark Williams February 27, 2006