by CreepyJeepy June 20, 2022
Skylanders. A game that parents would do anything to erase it from existence. It pulls kids in, with these colourful and coo-coo characters, to put them on a plastic toy called the "Portal of Power". Put the toys on, it sends in game. Sounds like a nice concept, right? But activision took it a step further and made MILLIONS of these characters, that are overpriced. And what do you get when you complete the game, with your team of over 100 cheap plastic toys? Knowing there is not going to be dinner on the table because of the massive debt your parents own BECAUSE you had to bail out just because "It's the last one, pleaseeeeeee?"
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.
"Portal Masters! We need you to buy more Skylanders to help fight chaos!"
*Helps the store selling them instead.*
*Helps the store selling them instead.*
by _Diabetes_ December 20, 2016
Country that is totally obsessed with sex industries. Very scary place to live. lost 70% of its money to an ill thought up venture with shares in the German Brothel industry.
by boris October 15, 2003
Skyland is a freaky, cute, funny, intelligent short person with an amazing personality. She’s very short but can still kick some ass. She’s very talkative around people shes comfortable with so watch out cause she will talk your ear off. She does have a attitude problem but her body makes up for it. She doesn’t like drama so if you come to her about it she usually won’t listen. She has a big heart and cares for a lot of people.
by Brown way November 23, 2021
She is pretty thick a badass and doesnt take shit she can fight she is amazing in bed a total freak and determined she goes after what she wants and she is an amazing friend
by Kgfhi September 19, 2020