by OneCheekWonder August 17, 2021
Get the Skurt Cobain mug.Noun. Skurt McFlowery is a native of Massachusetts. Skurt is a timid soul, his hobbies include just the tip, slippery soap surprise, find the hair down there, and other controversial family games.
Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.
Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.
Skurt McFlowery Limerick
There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery
There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery
by Angel O'Collins July 12, 2011
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"Skurt" Reynolds is a fairly common parody name of the actor BURT Reynolds. It is usually used as a "gamertag" by overweight mouthbreathing guys eating ramen noodles or hot pockets in their families while doing nothing productive with their lives.
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The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.
Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
Get the Skeet-N-Skurt mug.when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme
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