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skooplee

Skooplee is a guy that, sits inside all day playing games about politics and explains how stalin is cool to his discorn "frends". He also fanboys over: Omori, subway, ice cream, girls that like omori, stalin, gassing jews, cats and video games
he also hates everything that isn't omori, ice cream, subway, stalin, cats and video games.
hello skooplee
fuck you skooplee
wanna have sex together, skooplee?
by ass fucker the legand ass fuck October 17, 2021
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skoozeme-skoozeme

(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)

1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators

2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.

Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
by unitacx_ February 24, 2010
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skooled

verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
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smoozlepooge

smoozlepooge (n) Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.

smoozlepooge (v) To smoke marijuana. Used as slang for "getting high", "smoking up", etc. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.
NOUN: Dude, you got any smoozlepooge?

VERB: Yeah. I haven't smoozlepooged in a long-ass time. I was staying with my grandma.
by Salvin October 4, 2006
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snoozle

I'm goin' for a snoozle
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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skooze

To ejaculate in someone's face.
"You see that girl in the back row of the class? I skoozed her last night."
by the_mofajous March 28, 2009
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Bamboozle your Spoozle

v. To arouse you; to get you hard/wet. Usually used in a question
gf: Does lesbian porn bamboozle your spoozle?
bf: um..sure
gf: Im breaking up with you
by Penisdood18828 May 22, 2015
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