GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!
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guy 1: "I seen you messin around with my cousin! I'm gonna get my grandma!"
guy 2: "Naye! Your all talk, skoden!"
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my teacher scolded me in front the whole class for getting a math question wrong what an embarrassing moment that was
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Trev: aw not so good, I drank too much, and came down with a sever case of Skolyosis
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