Sketchatary

A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.

I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.

by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010

captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe

Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me

by YungO March 9, 2009

Sketchaphobia

fear of .....
a) sketchy people
b) sketchy places
c) sketchy situations
d) any thing of a sketchy nature
e) all of the above

Whenever somthing iffy or questionable arises ,i feel my sketchaphobia kicking in hardcore.

by Chief Tiger Lily August 28, 2010

Sketchalunk

A sketchy individual that ditches on hanging out more often than actually following through with hanging out. They are unreliable and will never show up even if plans are made months in advance.

Day 1 -Earlier
Person 1 "Yo, you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2 "Hells ya, 7:00 work?"
Person 1 "Yea, I will call you."

Later on (7:00)
Person 1 calls person 2 at 7:00 in 15 minute increments and no answer.

"Fuckin sketchalunk!"

The outcome is the same any day after this.

by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010

sketchback

a powerful flashback which evokes a previously experienced state of being totally sketched out.

When my friend played me and my ex's song while I was fucked up last friday, I experienced a sketchback.

by Mikey27 February 17, 2008

SketchMcGetch

The new way of saying "Sketchy". This was made by three guys named Brandon, David, and Matt.

David: Hey Matt do u see the really tall kid over there.
Matt: Yeah his name is Brandon hes SketchMcGetch.

by David The Asian Tran November 29, 2011

Sketcharella

(1) Term for a friend who often steals from others, hides things or is generally a shady individual and should not be trusted.

(2) Term for an individual strung out on excess use of narcotics. Their actions when put in front of the general public appear to be off, or sketchy.

"I let you guys borrow my sister's jewelry and now all of it is missing. Did you take any without putting it back?"
"No, but Sketcharella just left and she could barely carry her purse."

"Everything is changing colors. The walls are flashing. I'm Sketcharella.

by jennyandjake11 January 3, 2011