Skemantics

1. (skå-m

an-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.

Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......

by DY87 September 22, 2010

SkEmail

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

by Flower Pot October 19, 2008

German Seesaw

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020

Sesamert

A Roblox Trolling YouTuber with 11k subs as of 4/21/20. He is commonly associated with Naturality and BarneyHunter12.

"Have you seen Sesamert's new video on Frappe? He completely destroyed those aesthetic brats!"

by AdmiraI April 21, 2020

Open sesame

Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved

“You got cash in your safe?”

“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens

by dobiiidob April 17, 2018

skelawhore

a skinny ass bitch who no one likes, often slutty in appearance

I hate the way that skinny wench acts, she's such a skelawhore.

by NWNursie November 2, 2007

Sesame Streeted

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.

by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013