skewer belly

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.

by WillSchuester May 26, 2017

skelper

This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive

1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

skypersex

(noun) the act of performing sexual intercourse,acts, or favors using skype including, but not limited to the following: stripping, masturbating, dirty talk, licking the camera, licking anything, food sex, inserting objects into body orifices,or doing one's taxes.

Sam: Jane, would you like to have skypersex?

Jane: Yes, let me first close all the windows on my screen.

Sam: Ooh skype me you dirty bitch!

by Shulie and Bone January 2, 2008

skeered

aka. Scared.

To be afraid or terrified of something or someone.

"you actin' all skeered"

by whyt boy May 13, 2005

sheperd

a strict teacher at your school that likes to punish you and is a compulsive liar with a fishy odour aka fishy fanny

Girl 1: UGH, I'm so annoyed !
Girl 2: I got 3 detentions today, she's at it again!
Boy 1: Who?!
Girls: SHEPERD THE FISHY BITCH!

by greenblazer March 31, 2019

Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

by jesster79 January 29, 2006

Skyperbate

Verb: To have a masturbation session with someone on Skype.

Let's skyperbate tomorrow around 3, I really miss your touch.

by ChanGenious October 15, 2009