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Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.
by josalv3 August 18, 2009
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spooky scary skeletons

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.
"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"
by efwsr3d February 10, 2015
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Spooky Scary Skeletons

1. The meme that gets revived every Spooktober (October)

2. The song that most people only care about on October/Halloween
Its October, time to listen to Spooky Scary Skeletons
by Squid2403 October 3, 2018
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Skeletronism

The one true religion, worshipping Skeletron from Terraria. You can challenge him by talking to the old man in the temple and our lord will smite you!
Person 1: are you religious

Person 2: I am, I worship the great Skeletron! I’m part of the religion of Skeletronism
by Frankel DDOS February 22, 2019
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Skeletons

Spooky scary Skeletons send shivers down your spin; shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.
by bluuskkye77 September 26, 2018
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Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.
"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."
by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007
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Skeletons in your iPod

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.
Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!
by 82 December 9, 2008
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