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skankapotamus

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers
my ex is such a skankapotamus
by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009
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skankaholic

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell
Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.
by (none) October 30, 2003
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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
by Define Me! November 30, 2009
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skankazoid

a ridiculous slut with ho tendencies; slutty villian out to steal womens men; a flat out freak!
A chick who is straight raunchy, always out to "get hers."

Ex.(words from a skankazoid)"{OOO who is that fine ass dude.... I'm taking his ass home tonight so he can tie me up and f*ck me."
by Kimmy C. = ) February 7, 2008
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Skankahontas

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.
Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV
by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009
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Skankapotomus

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!
by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010
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skankadelic

One that has too many kinds of skank going on. They are usually dizzying to look at.
That outfit Betty had on was skankadelic, I bet she got it out of a dumpster.
by Mark K July 12, 2005
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