Sizzler

Also known as a 'Hot Sizzler' or 'Steamy Sizzler', A Sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy cumshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. This form of ejaculation is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. Sizzlers, or 'Hot Sizzlers' happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his cock and balls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the semen within. Sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/Mph.

Man, I shot a hot sizzler allover that girl's bossum

Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?

Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?

by Balls McHoolihan November 20, 2013

sizzler

A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.

Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

sizzler

One who displays incompatence in a professional kitchen setting.

Freddy is a total sizzler

by dudley whitemud August 26, 2007

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

Sizzler

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass, microwaves it for a minute, then throws it in the face of his lover.

I gave this broad a sizzler last night.

by Fitzroy Hancock July 21, 2017

sizzler

A building that employs people that take andvantage of the system and get paid for movie night in the studio, racing around in the rapist van, playing with nurf guns and remote controled cars, also playing oregon trail

there is nothing to do i feel like having sex while watching a movie and getting paid ...... TO THE SIZZLER

by R and J December 17, 2007

sizzler

That burning sensation in your butt hole right after dropping a huge dookie or after extreme diarrhea.

After that wicked food poisoning I feel the sizzler in my pants.

by BJosten May 20, 2019