sizzler

a bowel movement dropped on very hot asphalt or concrete usually in the summer.

The dog dropped a sizzler outside by the air conditioner.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

The Sizzler

The sexual act in the doggy style possition that consists of the male partner wearing a condom (this is a must), when the man is about to climax he Tazzes (electically shocks) the partner, the result is that the partners orifice clinches for and extra special ending.

The Sizzler doggy style
The Sizzler anal
The Sizzler sex
The Sizzler happy ending
The Sizzler Tazzer

by ITCowboy May 18, 2010

The Sizzler

Noun: The act of placing the famous candy, Pop Rocks in a women's vagina after she has become wet.

-"Dude! I was doing my girlfriend and eating pop rocks at the same time, and when i was finished, she was so wet that I decided to pour some in her vagina!"
-"Man!! Thats called the sizzler!"

by sim0nvr6 March 26, 2009

The Sizzler

When you promise your significant other a meal at Ruth's Chris steakhouse in exchange for anal but take take them to sizzler instead.

Eve: Adam promised me dinner at Ruth's Chris if I let him fuck me in the ass but that motherfucker took me to all you can eat shrimp at the Sizzler instead

Moses: can I get Adam's number?

by wckdflcn March 12, 2014

sizzler

a day during which the weather is excessively hot

It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.

by Light Joker June 5, 2007

Sizzlered

When you go to Sizzler really drunk.

Donna threw up in the buffet, she was totally sizzlered.

by Missy Maplemoth November 16, 2010

sizzler

A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.

Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.

by Fearman February 22, 2008