sizing up

when a guy examines a girls thighs in order to see if she can take dick from him

have you seen her? i think i need to size up. not sure if she can take me. we are sizing up

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Sizing Up

When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be

"why you staring at her thighs?"

"just sizing up"

-hunnidmoji

by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021

sight sizing

1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size

<woman takes off her shirt>

woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?

man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?

woman:thats right. howd you guess?

man:im good at sight sizing.

by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.

“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!

by PatB123 July 19, 2006

minus sizing

a sadly non existent term for sizes that are smaller than than general sizes. This can be represented by sizes such as XXS or etc.

If this store don't have minus sizing, I'm leaving! Stupid hoes.

by rkellyismyfather August 11, 2019

vanity sizing

When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.

Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.

Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."

Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"

Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."

-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.

by icecate November 7, 2011