sincuwas

AKA "since you was", to request a frosty beverage from the unlucky person who stands up first.

Sincuwas up, will you grab me another alcinated beverage.

by semperjim January 31, 2009

sircumpants

A real sicko adult male who lives his life demanding respect while having obvious cum stains on his pants. Sometimes a teacher.

Sircumpants: When was the Magna Carta signed? Remember to address me as Mr. Johnson, class.
Student 1: I don't know, but you've got some jizz stains on your khakis and it's gross.
Student 2: We're in Kindergarten and your boner is scaring us.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

Sitcum

This is not a word.

"Hey have you ever heard the word 'sitcum'?"
"No I haven't, that's not a real word."

by rosasucks123 April 20, 2017

sitcumstances

Sitcom circumstances

Following the by-now-known sitcumstances is as indispensable as soapies in the bathtub.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

sincubator

1. an incubator of sin, applied to one's person or living space or nightclub

"Club Hypnosis opened last night. Twleve midgets were lickin' chocolate sauce off this bitch's ass while main-lining coke. It was a total sincubator!"

by Chesty B. LaRue December 14, 2008

Sircumfriend

An individual who only hangs out with you when it benefits him.

Amir: Yo Gemini is such a faggot he only wants to hang out when he needs a free pass to the gym
Navid: I feel you man, hes such a sircumfriend.

Amir: What?
Navid: You know a sir who cums when they want, when the cirCUMstance benefits them

by bignutsandicannotlie February 9, 2015

suncum

A small patch of particularly strong sunlight seeping in through a window or other such opening. Usually quite hot and bright. An unpleasant thing to wake up to.

"I woke up in the wrong spot of the room. Burning moneyshot of suncum all over my face."

by ShadyFigure November 6, 2011