simultaneous stripper

An individual that can strip and fuck at the same time.

Bruh that simultaneous stripper fucked me while stripping.

by Jahozy July 21, 2023

simultaneous YouTube uploads

The feeling of YouTube channels uploading videos at the same time as you've subscribed to at least 500 YouTube channels*, inundating your homepage feed

*compared to that of persons who subscribe to no more than 100 YouTube channels

I swear, every time I log into YouTube, the simultaneous YouTube uploads from my 500+ subscriptions flood my feed, and I can never decide what to watch first!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023

simultaneously

adv. - to do at the same time.

I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.

by Masterion August 2, 2011

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

by lokloka December 15, 2018

Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person

Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.

by Machinarine September 5, 2011

Swimultaneous

Trying to stay in your swimlane, but other people aren't doing their work so you have to be in multiple lanes at once.

Jerry refuses to do his fucking job so I have to be swimultaneous again!

by Corporate Dumbass August 16, 2025