Sims

Stupid, pointless computer game. Enjoyed only by useless underachievers with "god" complexes. Watching an ant farm with a magnifying glass is more entertaining.

Stupid Sims Gamer: I'm so excited now that I got the latest expansion pack for the Sims!!

Me: You are one a pathetic loser.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Sims

a really awesome name for a really awesome guy or girl

Girl: Did you see Michael Phelps on TV last night?
Guy: Yeah! i heard he changed his last name to Sims so he could be even more awesome than he is now!

by Mizzomer October 23, 2008

Sims

The people at parties who just stand there awkwardly.

Why did we invite them they’re being fucking sims

by Chlo Shiggy February 12, 2022

sims

a game where you can learn how to please your girlfriend/boyfriend

i used to be a regect until i got the sims. now im sexually pleasing to everyone i come in contact with

by sarah April 18, 2004

Sims

A code word for cigarettes made up to be used in front of parents with out them knowing what we were going to do.
It was named that because I once hid mine in the case for the game sims.

Hey do u want to go play sims?
Hey man do u have any sims?
what sims do you like to play the most.

by hell monkeys master November 6, 2007

SIMS

(Abb. Sick In Mouth Syndrome). The act of vomiting but retaining the contents within the mouth.

I wasn't very well on the ski slopes today, I had a real bad case of the SIMS at one point

by MABarlow February 26, 2012

sims

Best person ever to exist!!
Owns everyone in his path.

<3 sims

sims owns all

<3 sims

by shads July 14, 2004