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Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS)

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.
Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on
by berpmerp August 11, 2013
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sheeny curse symptoms

The Sheeny curse has many negative symptoms. The sheeny curse symptoms are as followed. Money loss, halitosis, intense greed, burns on the skin, and you become untalented at sports.
Darn, I pissed off a Jew and I received the Sheeny Curse. Now I am un-athletic. The sheeny curse symptoms are not fun.
by Aaron Nubbard December 8, 2007
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simptober

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers
Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"
by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020
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withdraw symptom

The shitty sick feeling you get when you're trying to kick a drug, or can't get any more.
See that jittery fucker over there? That must be a withdraw symptom of the crack.
by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008
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Samptoms

Samptoms- feelings associated with a lack of awesome, lack of gorgeous in a day, lack of incredible personality, and other great qualities. Possible feelings associated with Samptoms may include but are not limited to the following: extreme sadness, boredom, lack of motivation, agony, emptiness, or any other bad feelings.
A). I've been succeeding from debilitating Samptoms lately!
by Bzera November 20, 2014
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SIMPtyoms

when your friend starts catching feelings for a guy
Damn she caught SIMPtyoms faster than she caught COVID
by Ifykyk December 7, 2020
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Symptom #5

Diarrhea, as it is the fifth symptom listed under Pepto Bismol's Symptom Rap.

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
*Diarrhea*
I ate some wings at Gators Dockside and got some serious symptom #5 afterwards. And I didn't get dome.
by Suculant J April 7, 2010
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