simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

by reese davies July 9, 2018

Simulation

The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.

"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus

by Homeless Chicken September 2, 2017

SimpFlation

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.

Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.

by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.

"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"

by @kyubees February 12, 2020

Simpstinct

-a sixth sense for simps
-the knowledge of how to improve as a simp in a certain moment

Be sure to use your Simpstinct.

by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021