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Don't be a Simon

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!
Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.
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Simp Trap

A girl or group of girls designed to brith the worst of simps. They lure them in quickly by leading them on at a constant rate. Then just when the simp thinks he has a chance, and shoots his shot...they shut him down like the cold hearted bitches they are.
DO NOT fuck with those girls, they’re a simp trap.
by theurbanpoet69 May 16, 2020
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Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.
Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
by csemenmonster November 27, 2013
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Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.
Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.
by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021
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Simp tax

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020
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simp that u want to kill

so this guy is not only a fucking nerd, but he steals yo girl and simps out for her just to get dumped. fucking dumbass
his name is : caged boy , bob, simpy, IDUBBZ
bruh i want to kill him hes a simp that u want to kill. butt poop bitch poo
by poo butt stink April 14, 2020
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Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.
Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day
by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020
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